apríl 10, 2006

No spring

Sorry I was wrong. There is no spring, and never will be. Now I understand this English way of complaining about the weather. It sucks. Wintery showers. Hail and rain and snow and the temprature aroun 5 degrees... weird stuff. Annyhooo I just managed to get a food poisoning by eating a fucking chicking sandwich at fucking Burger Fuck-King in Manchester.

That ment I missed a Manchester United game I had tickets to. And my neigbours, a massive Man-Utd fans didnt understand me when I was offering them to buy the tickets. Fucking morons. I was doing them a favour. And they never take the trash bins out. It is beginning to look like Gufunes outside. But Freyja went down and told them in a bossy voice wiht her apron on and hands on her hips that this was not good enough.

They are from N-Vietnam have discustingly rich parents who are in the "party" and send them to a proper British "stiff upper lip" catholic school, and all I understand is this when they speak.....gweehaweshdt.. sesstskgi...wireless...and god bless you. This means that the wireless router is down. Fuck that.

I am getting better now I hope... Instead of frequent trips to the toilet in order not to soil myself I can now fart... And I love it. I am starting be like the Farting Preacher. Google him.

And piss off and fuck off.

....and ps. I am not in a bad mood. Just angry because. I think this anger lead to the dark side. And i am having withdrawl symptoms from not playing golf. I am thinking about my swing all the time now. If anger leads to the dark side, will I turn into a black (dark) golf player? And will that make me a better player because Tiger Woods is black, so he must be a dark side man.???

2 ummæli:

Nafnlaus sagði...

Fear leads to Anger. Anger leads to Hate. Hate leads to suffering.

Yoda.

Nafnlaus sagði...

Life is full of surprises man!!!

Um mig

Myndin mín
I was born in Iceland and lived there for most of my life until I moved to the UK to study. I am enjoying life and educating myself at the same time.